An incredible new romance!

May 7, 2010

A ‘friend’ has lent me an incredible and controversial new romance by an unknown author called Expedia Westminster!

VIRGIN FOR SALE – TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

Here’s the blurb!

Beautiful virgin Nickerless Cleggia is in an impossible dilemma!

Having suffered a cruel and unexpected rejection,the ravishing Nickerless is being pursued by two powerful and ruthless men who both want her stripped of all dignity – and in their beds!

Merciless Billionaire David is determined to tame Nickerless and willing to go to any lengths to have his way. Wealthy, privileged and suave, David could offer Nickerless everything she desires – but there could be a terrible price to pay!

Disgraced Scottish bad boy Gordon plans to make Nickerless his love slave – and he won’t take no for an answer! This passionate and chiseled son of a preacher man offers a way out for Nickerless – but will her sales plummet if she opts for an imperfect British hero with no Mediterranean or US connections?

One thing’s for sure. There’s no hope of a Greek billionaire coming to her rescue.

Nickerless is trembling, exposed and on her own – and there’s no way out! Either way, it lookes like she’s going to get st*ffed.

Nickerless, David and Gordon all modelled by Fabio.

Comments

1. On May 7th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
   Janet Seager Says:
   

   Brilliant. Just love it. A laugh out loud moment in a day with little to laugh about. Hope nickerless makes the right decision.

2. On May 8th, 2010 at 3:42 am
   Jude Says:
   

   Pip. Brilliant. You made me snort my coffee. jx

3. On May 8th, 2010 at 5:18 am
   Debs Says:
   

   Hilarious and so clever.

4. On May 9th, 2010 at 5:07 am
   Phillipa Says:
   

   Thank you.

   Yours,

   Expedia xxx

5. On May 9th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
   Liz Hanbury Says:
   

   LOL – just brilliant!

6. On May 10th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
   Phillipa Says:
   

   Liz – I’ll pass on your kind comments to Expedia (who is just choosing a pink ‘luvvie’ cardigan for a party on Thursday.)